Why is pirating…

What’s a pirates favourite type of music? Rum & Bass!

Why are pirates so good at singing? Because they can hit the high C's!

What's a pirate's favourite country? Arrr-gentina!

What does the pirate say when his leg gets stuck in the freezer? Shiver me timbers!

Why do pirates bury their treasure 18 inches under the ground? Because booty is only shin deep