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What do you call a Friday that is not serious about anything in life? Casual Friday.

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What do you call it when you have to finish your homework on a Friday? A cryday night.

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What do you call the day when you have to submit a huge assignment that you have not even started? Frightay.

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What do you call an over priced circumcision? A rip off.

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What do you call a periodic table with gold missing? Au revoir.

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What do you call an accountant for the biology department? A buy-ologist.

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What do you call a Spaniard with a rubber toe? Roberto!

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What do you call a Spaniard with a lowered car? Carlos!

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What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Phillipe Phillope.

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What do you call an arrogant criminal going down the stairs? A condescending con descending!

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What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account? Primemates!

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An Invest-gator!

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What do you call a nun who sleepwalks? A roamin’ Catholic.

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What do you call the duck who has straight As on his report card? A wise quacker.

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What do you call strawberries playing the guitar? A jam session!

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What do you call a Pig who knows karate? A Pork Chop!

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What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi. How do bats check that they don’t fly into anything? They look in their wing mirror!

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What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills? Bernadette.

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What do you call an almond who loves chocolate? A cocoa nut!

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What do you call it when a snowman gets old? A puddle.