What Do You Call Jokes

What do you call a Friday that is not serious about anything in life? Casual Friday.

What do you call it when you have to finish your homework on a Friday? A cryday night.

What do you call the day when you have to submit a huge assignment that you have not even started? Frightay.

What do you call a deaf gynecologist? A lip reader.

What do you call an over priced circumcision? A rip off.

What do you call a periodic table with gold missing? Au revoir.

What do you call an accountant for the biology department? A buy-ologist.

What do you call a Spaniard with a rubber toe? Roberto!

What do you call a Spaniard with a lowered car? Carlos!

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Phillipe Phillope.

What do you call an arrogant criminal going down the stairs? A condescending con descending!

What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account? Primemates!

What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An Invest-gator!

What do you call a nun who sleepwalks? A roamin’ Catholic.

What do you call the duck who has straight As on his report card? A wise quacker.

What do you call strawberries playing the guitar? A jam session!

What do you call a Pig who knows karate? A Pork Chop!

What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi. How do bats check that they don’t fly into anything? They look in their wing mirror!

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills? Bernadette.

What do you call bears with no ears? B–

What do you call a monkey at the North Pole? Lost.

What do you call an almond who loves chocolate? A cocoa nut!

What do you call it when a snowman gets old? A puddle.

What do you call a baby polar bear? An ice cub.

What do you call a red neck that’s on fire? A firecracker.

What do you call a math rock band fronted by Al Gore? Algorithm.

What do you call a pig in a blanket? A pig-nic.

What do you call an owl that’s a magician? Who-dini.

What do you call milk that gets anything it wants? Spoiled milk.

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dinosnore.

What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A little horse.

What do you call a cow eating grass? A lawn moo-er.

What do you call a cat that has a fondness for beans? Puss ‘N Toots.

What do you call a joke you tell while washing your hands? A clean joke.

What do you call a disagreement between two electric companies? A power struggle.

What do you call an aardvark that is three feet long? A Yardvark.

What do you call fruit playing the guitar? A jam session.

What do you call a church that’s on fire? Holy smokes.

What do you order at a restaurant called Karma? You get what you deserve.

What do you call an avocado that’s been blessed by the pope? Holy Guacamole.

What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant.

What do you call a piece of sad cheese? Blue cheese.

What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument? A moosician.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? A bi-polar bear.

What do you call a cute door? Adorable.

What do you call a pay toilet? Johnny Cash.

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.

What do you call a dinosaur with a big vocabulary? A Thesaurus.