What do you…

What do you call an arrogant criminal going down the stairs? A condescending con descending!

What do you call a large African mammal with long hair and sandals? A hippie-potamus.

What do you call a fast fungus? A mush-vroom!

What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious.

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe-Philoppe!