What do you…

What do you call a three-footed aardvark? A yardvark!

What do you call a stolen kiss? A Felony.

What do you call a boy with a spade on his head? Doug!

What do you call the death of a guy who is hit by a falling ax? Axe-i-dental.

What do you call a Spaniard with a rubber toe? Roberto!