What do you…

What do you call a dog falling from a great height? A chihuahu–aaaargh!

What do you call two people who rob clothes shops? A pair of knickers!

What do you call a cow who plays guitar? A moosician!

What do you call the death of a guy who is hit by a falling ax? Axe-i-dental.

What do you call someone trying to catch a squirrel in a tree? A nut.