What do you…

What do you call an elephant in a phone box? Stuck!

What do you call a Triceratops with carrots in its ears? Anything you like, it can't hear you!

What do you call someone who is bouncing a basketball? A dribbler.

What do you call your daughter’s boyfriend when he brings her home late? An ambulance.

What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi. How do bats check that they don’t fly into...