What do you …

What do you call a disagreement between two electric companies? A power struggle.

What do you call a pig who can't mind its own business? A nosey porker!

What do you call a cat on the rocks? One cool cat!

What do you call an aardvark that is three feet long? A Yardvark.

What do you call an avocado that's been blessed by the pope? Holy Guacamole!