What do you call a bagel…

What do you call twin dinosaurs? A pair-odactyls!

What do you call a man with a toilet on his head? John

What do you call it when you have to finish your homework on a Friday? A cryday night.

What do you call the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles, because there is a mile between each “s.”

What do you call alien eggs? Eggstra-terrestrials!