What do you call a bear…

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.

What do you call it when a cat wins a dog show? A cat-has-trophy!

What do you call a fat pumpkin? A pumpkin!

What do you call an egg laid by an evil chicken? A deviled egg.

What do you call someone who says, “life gave me melons?” Dyslexic.