What do you call a blonde…

What do you call a priest that becomes an attorney? Father-in-Law.

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe-Philoppe!

What do you call something that goes up when the rain comes down? An Umbrella.

What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? A maybe.

What do you call an angry pea? Grum-pea.