What do you call a chair…

What do you call an arrogant criminal going down the stairs? A condescending con descending!

What do you call an acid with an attitude? A mean-o-acid!

What do you call a factory that sells OK products? A satisfactory!

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch!

What do you call a dollar frozen in a block of ice? Cold hard cash.