What do you call a cold…

What do you call a Friday that is not serious about anything in life? Casual Friday.

What do you call two people who rob clothes shops? A pair of knickers!

What do you call twin dinosaurs? A pair-odactyls!

What do you call a pistachio on a spaceship? An astro-nut!

What do you call a cat who likes to eat beans? Puss 'n' Toots!