What do you call a dinosaur…

What do you call a small Valentine's Day card? A Valen-tiny!

What do you call a tiger at the North Pole? Lost!

What do you call it when you have to finish your homework on a Friday? A cryday night.

What do you call shaving a sheep that’s crazy? Shear madness.

What do you call a magician on a plane? A Flying Sorcerer.