What do you call a dollar…

What do you call a table that is next to your bed? A one-night stand.

What do you call a boomerang that never comes back? A stick.

What do you call something that’s easy to get into, but hard to get out of? Trouble

What do you call an acid with an attitude? A mean-o-acid!

What do you call a tiger at the North Pole? Lost!