What do you call a duck…

What do you call someone who never passes gas in public? A private tutor.

What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument? A moosician.

What do you call a joke without a punchline? Silence.

What do you call a snobby criminal walking down the steps? A condescending con descending!

What do you call a horse that likes arts & crafts? A hobby horse.