What do you call a fake…

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.

What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each...

What do you call a broken window? A plain in the glass.

What do you call a priest who becomes a lawyer? A father-in-law!

What do you call an avocado that's been blessed by the pope? Holy Guacamole!