What do you call a fast…

What do you call it when you have to finish your homework on a Friday? A cryday night.

What do you call a bagel that can fly? A plain bagel.

What do you call the fear of being trapped in a chimney? Claus-traphobia!

What do you call an accountant for the biology department? A buy-ologist.

What do you call a magic owl? Whooo-dini!