What do you call a hammer…

What do you call an army retreating from a battle? A back up plan.

What do you call a clock that is thrown through the air? Time flies.

What do you call a woman with a frog on her head? Lily!

What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account? Primemates!

What do you call a snobby criminal walking down the steps? A condescending con descending!