What do you call a mischievous…

What do you call Santa when he's on a tea break? Santa Pause!

What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious.

What do you call a pile of cats? A miaowntain!

What do you call two spiders who just got married? Newly-webs!

What do you call a Spaniard with a rubber toe? Roberto!