What do you call a pessimistic…

What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-try-try-ceratops!

What do you call a stolen kiss? A Felony.

What do you call a factory that manufactures products that are just OK? A satisfactory.

What do you call an army retreating from a battle? A back up plan.

What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi!