What do you call a policeman…

What do you call a three-footed aardvark? A yardvark!

What do you call a ghost comedian? Dead funny!

What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-try-try-ceratops!

What do you call a Jedi with one arm? Hand Solo!

What do you call an arrogant criminal going down the stairs? A condescending con descending!