What do you call a priest…

What do you call a three-footed aardvark? A yardvark!

What do you call a comedian who can’t sit down? A stand up comedian!

What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.

What do you call a dollar frozen in a block of ice? Cold hard cash.

What do you call Santa when he's on a tea break? Santa Pause!