What do you call a seagull…

What do you call a pig with a black belt in karate? A pork chop!

What do you call Santa when he's on a tea break? Santa Pause!

What do you call the fear of being trapped in a chimney? Claus-traphobia!

What do you call an acid with an attitude? A mean-o-acid!

What do you call someone else’s cheese? Nacho cheese!