What do you call a sleeping…

What do you call the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles, because there is a mile between each “s.”

What do you call a cow eating grass? A lawn moo-er.

What do you call something you can serve, but never eat? A Volleyball.

What do you call a Spaniard with a rubber toe? Roberto!

What do you call a snobby criminal walking down the steps? A condescending con descending!