What do you call a sleepwalking…

What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious.

What do you call a table that is next to your bed? A one-night stand.

What do you call someone trying to catch a squirrel in a tree? A nut.

What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you? Nacho cheese!

What do you call a pay toilet? Johnny Cash.