What do you call a smelly…

What do you call a priest who becomes a lawyer? A father-in-law!

What do you call a bear that never wants to grow up? Peter Panda!

What do you call a baby with a drum? A baby boomer.

What do you call a table that is next to your bed? A one-night stand.

What do you call milk that gets anything it wants? Spoiled milk.