What do you call a snobby…

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe-Philoppe!

What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-try-try-ceratops!

What do you call your daughter’s boyfriend when he brings her home late? An ambulance.

What do you call an M& M that went to college? A smarty.

What do you call the lights on Noah’s Ark? Flood Lights.