What do you call a song…

What do you call your daughter’s boyfriend when he brings her home late? An ambulance.

What do you call an arrogant criminal going down the stairs? A condescending con descending!

What do you call a cold dog? A chili dog!

What do you call someone who plays Fortnite all day and all night? A virgin.

What do you order at a restaurant called Karma? You get what you deserve.