What do you call a stolen…

What do you call a bee that’s having a bad hair day? A Frisbee.

What do you call it when a cat wins a dog show? A cat-has-trophy!

What do you call an angry pea? Grum-pea.

What do you call why Snoop Dogg carries an umbrella? Fo’ drizzle.

What do you call the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles, because there is a mile between each “s.”