What do you call an alien…

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad!

What do you call a magician on a plane? A Flying Sorcerer.

What do you call the duck who has straight As on his report card? A wise quacker.

What do you call a man with two pieces of wood on his head? Edward Woodwood!

What do you call someone who says, “life gave me melons?” Dyslexic.