What do you call birds that…

What do you call a cold dog? A chili dog!

What do you call the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles, because there is a mile between each “s.”

What do you call a pig that knows Karate? A Pork Chop.

What do you call a cat who likes to eat beans? Puss 'n' Toots!

What do you call an egg laid by an evil chicken? A deviled egg.