What do you call blueberries playing…

What do you call two spiders who just got married? Newly-webs!

What do you call a pig that knows Karate? A Pork Chop.

What do you call a table that is next to your bed? A one-night stand.

What do you call a mischievous egg? A practical yolker!

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff!