What do you call cheese that…

What do you call an angry pig? Disgruntled!

What do you call it when one cow spies on another? A steak-out!

What do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts? A Hobby Horse.

What do you call someone who says, “life gave me melons?” Dyslexic.

What do you call a monkey that loves Doritos? A chipmonk!