What do you call Santa when…

What do you call an avocado that's been blessed by the pope? Holy Guacamole!

What do you call broccoli when it becomes a ghost? Cauliflower!

What do you call a pig that knows karate? Pork chop!

What do you call a broken window? A plain in the glass.

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dinosnore.