What do you call Santa’s…

What do you call something that stays on the ground but never gets dirty? A shadow

What do you call the day when you have to submit a huge assignment that you have not even started?...

What do you call a sleeping T-rex? A dino-snore!

What do you call a chair that smokes weed? A highchair.

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe-Philoppe!