What do you call someone who…

What do you call your daughter’s boyfriend when he brings her home late? An ambulance.

What do you call it when a cat wins a dog show? A cat-has-trophy!

What do you call a song sung in a car? A car tune.

What do you call a Jedi warrior with only one hand? Hand solo.

What do you call a fast fungus? A mush-vroom!