What do you call something that…

What do you call a three-footed aardvark? A yardvark!

What do you call a small Valentine's Day card? A Valen-tiny!

What do you call a pay toilet? Johnny Cash.

What do you call someone who shaves 10 times a day? A Barber.

What do you call someone who says, “life gave me melons?” Dyslexic.