What do you call the person…

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.

What do you calla Russian Tree? Dimitree

What do you call a Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots? Tyrannosaurus Tex!

What do you call a South American woman who is always in a hurry? An Urgent Tina