What do you call two birds…

What do you call a cat on the rocks? One cool cat!

What do you call someone who says, “life gave me melons?” Dyslexic.

What do you call someone who is bouncing a basketball? A dribbler.

What do you call birds that stick together? Vel-crows!

What do you call a dog falling from a great height? A chihuahu–aaaargh!