What do you call two birds…

What do you call blueberries playing the guitar? A jam session!

What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument? A moosician.

What do you call dogs who did up ancient artefacts? Barkaeologists!

What do you call why Snoop Dogg carries an umbrella? Fo’ drizzle.

What do you call a cat who likes to eat beans? Puss 'n' Toots!