What do you call two guys…

What do you call someone wearing a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time!

What do you call the fear of being trapped in a chimney? Claus-traphobia!

What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of cars? A Car-toonist.

What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account? Primemates!

What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi. How do bats check that they don’t fly into...