Ein deutscher Steuerzahler kommt in den Himmel und wird von Petrus empfangen. Der Steuerzahler fragt Petrus, wieso hier so viele Uhren herumhängen. Da erwidert Petrus: „Jede Regierung hat bei uns eine Uhr, und wenn sie einen Fehler macht, dann rückt der Zeiger um ein Stück weiter!“ Steuerzahler: „Und wo ist dann die deutsche Uhr?“ Petrus: „Die hängt dort drüben, in der Küche. Wir verwenden sie als Ventilator.“
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