Yo mama is so fat on Halloween…

Yo momma's so fat, the Hogwarts Sorting Hat put her in all 4 houses!

Yo momma's so fat she puts a cup of water in the bathtub and it still overflows!

Yo mama's so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view.

Yo momma is so fat when she stepped on the scale it read, "Get the hell off me!"

Yo momma's breath smelled so bad when she walked by a clock it said, "Tic Tac."