Yo mama is so fat that when…

Yo mamma so stupid she put two M&M's in her ear and said she was listening to Eminem.

Yo momma's so fat, when I swerved to avoid her in the street I ran outta gas.

Yo mamma so short when she tried to smoke weed she couldn't get high.

Yo momma is so ugly she turned Medusa into stone.

Yo momma so stupid it took her four hours to watch "60 Minutes."