Yo Mama is so fat, when she…

Your momma is so stupid she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

Yo momma is so fat that Dora can't even explore her!

Yo momma is so poor that when I asked her whats for dinner tonight she lit her pocket on fire...

Yo momma is so ugly even Hello Kitty said, "Goodbye" to her

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on an iPad she made a plasma TV.