Yo mama is so fat, when she…

Yo Momma's so fat when I told her to touch her toes she said, "What are those"?

Yo mama's so broke that she couldn't even pay attention.

Yo momma's so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!

Yo momma is so fat you need to take two trains and a bus just to get on her good...

Yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.