Yo mama is so ugly when the…

Yo momma is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to save a fish from drowning.

Your momma so ugly she has to sneak up on the mirror.

Yo momma so ugly she is the reason they turn off the lights at the movie theater.

Yo momma's so fat, that when she went to the zoo, the hippos got jealous.