Yo mama so fat, she has her…

Yo mama's so poor that ducks throw bread at her.

Yo momma's so fat, her measurements are 36-24-26, and that's just her left arm.

Yo momma's so ugly she makes the blind go crippled!

Yo momma so stupid, she tried to talk into an envelope to send a voicemail.

Yo momma so ugly she is the reason they turn off the lights at the movie theater.