Yo mama so fat the only reason…

Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the internet, because she's already world wide.

Yo mama's so poor that ducks throw bread at her.

Yo mama's armpit is so hairy it looks like she has Bigfoot in a headlock.

Yo mamma is so stupid, she stopped her car at a stop sign and she's still waiting for it to...

Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on the back of the bus it did a wheelie.