Yo mama so fat when stepped on…

Yo momma is so fat when she stepped on the scale it read, "Get the hell off me!"

Your momma is so stupid she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, yo' daddy takes her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her...

Yo momma so ugly she is the reason they turn off the lights at the movie theater.

Yo mama's so fat when I pictured her in my head she broke my neck.